So sweet.

Not once, Not ever, has laffy taffy tasted so sweet,

Until you get the laffy taffy, that you don't want to eat.

The laffy taffy, that, if human, you'd just want to meet,

That is colored so bright and neat.

The laffy taffy that, you break your rules to hold,

The laffy taffy that you seek answers and are told,

The laffy taffy that comforts you in the worst of times,

The laffy taffy that inspires you to write poetry that rhymes.

This laffy taffy, so sweet pressed against my lips

This laffy taffy, shaped with curves and dips,

This laffy taffy, with a name so subtle and so hard to find,

And this laffy taffy, I'd do anything to make her mine.